One of our favorite — honestly, not sure if this should be called a bit, routine, or poem, but anyway… one of our favorite recent memories of George Carlin has to be his Modern Man material. It’s a good read, but it’s a better listen. We’ve posted the words below and here’s a link to the You Tube video. Enjoy.
I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi cultural, post modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high tech low life. A cutting edge, state of the art bi coastal multi tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot wired, heat seeking, warm hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive.
In this week’s Voip Tech Chat, Fred wondered if scorpions actually live in Florida. Thanks to (as Patrick would say) the Interweb we stumbled upon a 
