Sick of obtaining low numbers of useless visitors for your website?

This was the opening line of a spam comment on one of our posts today.

Who would be sick of not obtaining useless visitors? Is basic English grammar really in such short supply that none of the spammers can get a passable proofreader?

I am SUPER happy with the numbers of useless visitors to our website. I am also happy with the useful ones. I will sleep easier knowing someone else out there is caring about how many useless visitors we get.