BREAKING NEWS — Barack Obama elected President of United States. Ah yes, in case you’ve been living in a cave like our loyal listener Osama Bin Laden (who loves our Ben Affleck references) you most likely already know that there’s a new President-Elect in town. (Interestingly, Barack Obama will not be elected President until mid December when the electoral college votes… and those ballots aren’t even counted until early January… but as usual, we digress)

So anyway, news outlets throughout the world reported on President-Elect Obama receiving congratulatory calls from World Leaders. Normally, news like this will only make Fred and Patrick hungry — but this time, it also made us curious. Do world leaders still use the telephone? And if so, do they use some sort of high-tech encrypted device like Tony Montana?

The State of Telecommunications actually appears to be, well, quite outdated. Pranksters have been able to successfully call the President of France, the President of Venezuela, Queen Elizabeth II, Pope John Paul II, Former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair, and Fidel Castro. Not to mention the recent prank phone call against Sarah Palin. Most of these calls were made using regular POTS lines over the Public Switched Telephone Network, or PSTN.

So, using our 8th Grade logic skills, we can say:

1. World Leaders received calls using PSTN
2. World Leaders received calls using PSTN that they assumed were other World Leaders
3. Therefore, World Leaders must typically use the PSTN

Surely the PSTN will not be utilized for all telecommunication within Political arenas. Back in the late 60’s the US and Russia integrated a Moscow-Russia Hotline, aka the Red Phone, to allow for direct communication between the two nations during the cold war. The hotline has been upgraded throughout the years and is still in place today.

PSTN with Human Roadblocks

Basically, World Leaders use the PSTN to communicate. However, the chances of you picking up the phone, dialing +1 (202) 456-1414, and having Mr. Obama answer the phone are about as good as having Fred and Patrick visit a buffet and only make one trip to the bar.

In between the phone on the President’s desk and the main switchboard of the White House are many levels of Operators and Screeners working to ensure only the “proper people” can speak to our illustrious leader.

Now of course, the US is the country of NORAD, so we hope (really, really hope) that there are advanced, encrypted telecommunications equipment transferring our national information from point to point. We also know that the Social Security Administration made a great decision and started the switch to VoIP. Fred also chatted with reps from the FAA during AstriCon (they are looking to replace the entire FAA phone system with Asterisk or another VoIP system).

But, for World Leaders to speak with other World Leaders, the method of choice seems to be the PSTN. And if the government’s reaction to Obama’s blackberry is any indicator, it would appear as if this will not change anytime soon.

Wouldn’t it be great if all world leaders embraced Unified Communication? Imagine the tweets! Or even making a direct SIP to SIP call using your favorite VoIP equipment. Ah, the future… we can always dream.